Most likely phrase: "It's too early to revise, I'll just forget anything I learn now. Anyway, I deserve a damn holiday before I start."
Characterised by sitting at a desk, surrounded by textbook-skyscrapers to create the self-delusion of intended revision, whilst lost in BBC iPlayer/Youtube.
Most likely phrase: "Who's idea was it for me to do this shitty degree anyway?!"
Characterised by standing, pressed to the window of one's prison/bedroom, staring longingly at people walking outside, interspersed with bouts of rage-induced blood pressure spikes.
Most likely phrase: "Hello, God. Ahem...me again."
Characterised by making large donations to charity, and grand plans to use medical degree to cure cancer/travel to third world countries and vaccinate emaciated children.
Most likely phrase: "Are you going to eat that?"
Characterised by zombie-ridden nightmares, and life falling into a cycle of eat, sleep, study, with comfort being proportional to the amount of calories that can be acquired in one sitting.
Most likely phrase: "I heard they're looking for sales assistants at Gap."
Characterised by high pitched, slightly manic laughing fits and a silent, premature grief at the loss of one's summer holiday to the qualifying exam.
I'd say I'm smack bang in the middle of 4. Ah, well, can't be helped. *Goes to find more Maltesers*